> THE WEDDING TEST
>
> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
> for
> over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>
> There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
> younger sister.
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
> and generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate.
>
>
> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
> the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
> me
> that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
>
> She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
> committed my life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one las t
> wild
> fling, just come up and get me.'
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
> the
> front door. I
> opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> clapping!
>
>
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
> very
> happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
> better
> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
>
> And the moral of this story is:
>
>
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating
> for
> over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>
> There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
> younger sister.
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts,
> and generally was bra-less. It had to be deliberate.
>
>
> One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check
> the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to
> me
> that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
>
> She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and
> committed my life to her sister.
>
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one las t
> wild
> fling, just come up and get me.'
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
> stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
> the
> front door. I
> opened the door and headed straight towards my car.
>
> Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
> clapping!
>
>
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are
> very
> happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a
> better
> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
>
> And the moral of this story is:
>
>
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
hno:
